Before i even start this, I've gotta say something. I'M A GODDAMNED NERD. I had 2 get tht out there. I'm a proud blonde, 6,1 male with blue eyes and glasses. I'm a huge fan of The Walking Dead, so of u haven't seen it, find a way because is frickin awesome. I'm also a very avid reader. I'm currently reading Light by Michael Grant. I'm 14, run cross country, track, and play baseball, soccer, football, and basketball. I "work" at Trollarch Inc. You may be saying that I'm too young for a job, but I'm just in it to make a few bucks. LOOK OUT! ITS...ITS...A GIANT TOASTER THT WANTS TO EAT UR SOUL! AND UR BREAD! AND UR PET UNICORN! Now u might be saying this doesn't make sense u crazy person, Because u know, it doesn't. But hear me out. After the toaster toasts ur bread, then u don't have anything to feed ur Unicorn, so hes gonna run away, and since ur Unicorn is basically ur soul, because u know, Unicorns r real and completely awesome, ur gonna loose ur soul 2 a toaster. Wat a way 2 go. Happened 2 my pet dragon, who had a pet Unicorn. Anyway, I love basically all music. My favorite band/artists are Hunter Hayes, Maroon 5, The Script, Matchbox 20, and Andy Grammer. Did i mention sushi? My favorite songs are Hall of Fame by The Script, any song by Maroon 5, and more songs that i dont have the patience or time to put down. I'm not a huge fan of country or blue grass, but i do enjoy Rascal Flatts and Nickel Creek. Some really good comedians are Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Dunham, Demetri Martin, and T.J. Miller.
Now I would like 2 recite a poem.
Roses are red,
Bacon is red,
This poem is hard,
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COLONEL SANDERS, GOD OF CHICKEN AND FIRE, AND XYLOPHONES! I SUMMON U 2 KILL IT! KILL THE GIANT TOASTER WITH FIRE WHILE U CATER THE ENTIRE WORLD WITH KICKASS CHICKEN! THINK U CAN DO THAT BRO? GIVE ME A SIGN! AHH S**T! I DIDN'T MEAN SET ME ON FIRE U SELFISH A**HOLE! WAT DO U MEAN U DIDN'T SET ME ON FIRE? U THINK ITS BECAUSE IM SITTING INSIDE A VOLCANO THT JUST ERUPTED? U WANNA KNOW WAT I THINK? OBVIOUSLY NOT MUCH BECAUSE IM SITTING INSIDE A GOD DAMN VOLCANO!!! But thanks anyway! Oh ya, and im not single anymore! Im in a relationship with Rachael, who is smart, beautiful, funny, and perfect. Love u Ray. If u follow me, I ALWAYS follow back. Thanks for all the followers! 600! I hope 2 talk 2 u guys soon. Good buy 4 now. Updated 5/10/13