Hello reader. First and foremost I would like to thank you for reading my profile. As I said above I am Smilodon The Ultra Prime. No, that is not my real name, my real name is highly classified information that I am unable to divulge at this time. I can, however, assure you that my real name is awesome. I am an undisclosed individual living at an undisclosed location somewhere on this planet. I am an undisclosed number of years old. I work as a self employed agent for an undisclosed organization that is responsible for activities that, unfortunately, I am not at liberty to go into specific detail about at this time. I can, however, say that these activities may or may not deal with any number of the following things: Running, Jumping, Flying, Secret Weapons, Food, Ninjas, The Government, The Government (Person), Numbers, Santa Claus, Yelling, Explosions, Devouring The Souls Of My Enemies, Invisibility, Secret Identities, Zombies, Sasquatch, Dragons, Various Greek/ Norse Gods, The Big Bang, And Illogically Sized Swords. When I'm not saving the world, I'm usually hanging out with my two closest friends, Double God and the Smiley Face. Quite often I spend time with mortals who don't know my true identity as well. I have a wide variety of interests, my favorite being smiling excessively. Other than that I love to play video games, watch large amounts of anime, eat, and occasionally sleep as I deem necessary. I have also been known to dabble in the reading of books. I also enjoy listening to music, which is why I'm on Pandora 90% of the time I'm not fighting evil. Some of my favorite bands include They Might Be Giants, the Pillows, The Strokes, Gorillaz, The Hush Sound, Beck, Muse, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and The Killers. If you haven't listened to/ even heard of some of these bands, I highly recommend you give them a try. Well, that is all for me, may we meet at an undisclosed location sometime in the conceivable future. Viva la Pandora.