i'm a clown, not a mime. i am the M.I.B.s most beloved A.S.S.O.(Amplified Silence Sequencer Operator). Also the editor and chief of friedNEWS.
i have spacial displacia and random anxiety as a result of the Mime Wars. Yes, the MimeWars had taken their toll. i would be glad to hear from you. Silence is our only threat to humanity. friedNEWS has reported,the embalmed body of Edwin Leach (the trampclown and fried's dad) was
discovered behind the workshop of his former close friend
MIMEfuhrer Beekler, who himself was thought to have died. Leach had been preserved and hidden in 1984 in a barrel.
"I am satisfied he (Leach) died of unnatural causes and I am now prepared to release the body," friedndied (editor of friedNEWS was quoted as saying. "As some of you may know,Edwin Leach was my father. I had thought he ran away with a circus".
MF Beekler often used vagrants as models for his paintings, which often carried an anti-establishment silent message. Newspapers said Leach, who was living in a barrel at the time he met MF, had requested he, leach, be embalmed. fried had only this to say,"Edwin Leach, what can i say. My daddy. He taught me how to do whiteface. i fried can only assume there was some dark problem in his heart. For him to want to be embalmed by MF. i shutter. Might i have been the problem? Did i talk too
much? Was he a mime? And, who is my mother? If you don't like sad endings, go away." friedndied