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Robert Schimmel

Raunchy stand-up Robert Schimmel began his career while visiting his sister in Los Angeles; without his knowledge she submitted his name for a local comedy club's open-mike night, and after getting over the shock of being called onstage he improvised a routine which so impressed the club's owner that he invited Schimmel to perform there anytime he wished. He immediately sold his Scottsdale, Arizona home and relocated his family to L.A., only to learn that the club had burned down in the interim; it took Schimmel five years for his next big break, catching the eye of Rodney Dangerfield and winning an invitation to appear on his upcoming HBO special. Schimmel later landed a regular gig on the Fox comedy showcase The Sunday Comics, where he performed stand-up and made a series of short films called "The Schimmel Papers; " he also landed his own Showtime special, Hardcore in the Big Apple. Guilty as Charged followed, as did appearances on countless late-night talk shows. His debut LP Robert Schimmel Comes Clean was issued in 1997; If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car appeared a year later, followed in 1999 by Unprotected. ~ Jason Ankeny, Rovi
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pipermtupper
Just had SEX!! It was awesome.my husband f**ked me and i suck his dick he suck my nipples he put his dick in my pussie❗❗it was so freaking cool he was like come on babe suck it or or i am gonna f**k you. Im like cool how about both. He said ok b**ch lets give it a shot. It was totally sexy!! The best moments ever!!
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bigassman302
R.I.p
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He had me laughing so hard I almost had to pause the bit.
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napkinsauce
Love this guy. So funny, he had me rolling.
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F**k! This guy is so hilarious!
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xromad0
Marianne believes that Social Security has funds. Thus, she is an idiot.
'nuff said.
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Never thought size made a difference. Is hard to relax your sphincter
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jonathan.sho r t 5
Love this comedian. Seen him at the Baltimore Improv when it was still around. RIP Robert
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Hillarious
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yarisunco
I know guys at work funnier
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yarisunco
He sucks....he is just a dick
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This is true miss.... and Hannah stfu. You probably have an insecure complex and can't handle raunchy dickb jokes. So jump off. Go listen to some dane cook u child.. lok
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this guy is a dick.
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Died due to his injuries sustained from a car crash. God Damnit, too many comedians die before their time! Greg Giraldo, Mitch Hedberg, etc.
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Awesome. One of the best comedians. RIP
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His dumb broad daughter crashed that car murdered him .
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Get it off, don't rub it off!! R I P.
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Best all time rest in peace dude
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RIP Robert Schimmel >~<
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Pricelessly funny! Amazing! :)
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Saw him in Denver and in Ft Lauderdale.. w i s h he was still around.....H e will be missed.....R I P and give them hell.
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what talented comedian.... . . t r a g i c loss. Wish I could have seen him live before he passed.
And to think......h e battled and appeared to beat cancer, then died in a friggin car wreck?? WTF. you know hes laughing about the irony of that one....
rip bro.
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pctrouble77
It was a big loss to the world of comedy when he passed. One of the funniest, underated f*ckin' comedians of our time. Delivery and point of view on everything was hilarious and will be sorely missed. RIP
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countrypetin n
If I ever were a comedian, he's be the one I'd want to emulate. He made me laugh to the point of tears. He and Richard Jeni are my absolute all-time favorite comedians... I miss them.
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The most comfortable man on the stage. R.I.P. A stand-up master and loving father/husba n d .
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He is underrated. Smooth and funny, great storytelling . And I think after he looked death in the face with Cancer, he was more comfortable on stage than any other comic. R.I.P. A class act...
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Tight S**t Mr. Schimmel. You and Greg Giraldo might be the best contemporari e s . Rest in Laughter Boys...
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lbalash8
He was the best. Saw him a couple of times in person.
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mredman911
the best. too bad i learned about him from a bad part of my life i wold like to forget.. R.I.P.
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Life is too beautiful to be walking around saying “woe is me”. Love this quote.
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lding123
RIP
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arteaga789
I laughed so hard i actually cried... RIP
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Funniest guy ever. And sweet.
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Overcame so much and laughed about it. A true comedian in every sense of the word. RIP buddy we miss you.
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Absolutely the greatest comic I've ever seen. I miss him.
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clintglenn
Love the guy. He told it like it was. RIP my friend.
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the best. RIP brother
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one of the funniest guys ever!!!

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