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United Snacks Of America

Features of This Track

surpising juxtapositions
subject explorations
food humor
absurdist comedy
satirical observations
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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This is so racist! XD
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I think that the bagels are the Jews
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If u paste a picture of your a** on your face while u listen to ten songs and two comedians, when you look in the mirror u won't even see a difference. I swear it is true!!!
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The accuracy is unnerving...
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So deliciously racist
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Who the hell keeps Doritos under the sink
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This is so wrong but so funny at the same time.
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@super dont get butt hurt geesh its COMEDY for a REASON
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Omg Lol cx. Follow me on instagram @b0ssfuck3r. Zero..not an o
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Oh my goodness! this is so racially wrong! and so hilarious
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clinton_2877 6
F**K him for making fun of Barack Obama
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So genius. @alexanderm_ 0 1 , lol haha Oreobama
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Oreobama
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Wow xD
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This is SOOOOOO the United States.
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Genius.
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thatmusthurt 7 7
Great idea pandora, keep experimentin g with content and you'll survive!
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This is epic.
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This has got to be the best thing I've ever heard! This is genius!!!!
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This is hilarious!!! ! !
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@patrick.bow e n The Jewish.
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Omg lol lmfao
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patrick.bowe n
Who are the bagels?
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patrick.bowe n
Stop hogging all the Crisco!
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LOVE IT!!!!
Our fear of the fourtiun cookie
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Hahahahaha funny
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Omfg can't stop laughing!!! !!!&!!
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This freaked me out This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain you will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In the next 53 minutes someone will say I love you or I'm sorry This freaked me out This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes, you will have the best day of yo
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makes me hungary
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mmgrayem
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant!
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Jesus christ!!

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