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You Won't Succeed On Broadway

Features of This Track

folk roots
acoustic sonority
melodic horn lines
acoustic rhythm piano
mixed minor & major key tonality
orchestral arranging
a smooth male lead vocalist
a partially spoken vocal delivery
vocal harmonies
emphasis on instrumental arranging
intricate arranging

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This song will forever be hilarious!
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Eric bonrt
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lol pretty damn funny
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Until I read these comments, I totally thought that it was "tunes" not "Jews"
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I think one of the best rhymes I have ever heard is "there's a very small percentile who enjoys a dancing gentile". I lost it when I first heard that. Two years later, I still snigger.
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I'm a senior in high school. I was speaking to a friend about whether or not I'd succeed in musical theater on Broadway, and it got pretty heated. When it got to the panting, intense form talks about the future usually entail, this song came on. Maybe I should go into textiles
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great great
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peetababy
fiddler on the roof man
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This is the first song I heard from this musical, and I still haven't seen it. I need to. It sounds great.
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YOU WON'T SUCCEED ON BROADWAY IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY JEWS
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lbel26
I wish I could like this song more than once!
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Only Tim Curry can sing like that - even if he was backup
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Hilarious!
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amy31562
Zero Mostel likes this.
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Please follow me I follow back I love mad magazine I am trying to get 100 followers by the end of feburary
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Haha! You need a Jew for success? Haha! Funny... Haha!!
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true. : <)
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Jews, Catholics, Protestants, none is safe from Monty Python

Thank God for that!
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lolololol rofl jews like bagels
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that is so true.lol
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You dont have a clue if you dont have a Jew.

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