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Ordering Pizza

Features of This Track

jokes about drugs
an amused delivery
anecdotes
a sarcastic delivery
food humor
explicit content
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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kingbgna
F**k him about 9/11
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Here come the spoons mother f**ker
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gavindunagan 2 2
... right
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gavindunagan 2 2
But he is hilarious
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gavindunagan 2 2
Donkey balls?
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I know comedians embellish stories, but lying about 9/11 really sucks donkey balls
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rachelhueren a
Wait, does he actually use drugs??
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now i want to go get high :P
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Follow me for �� pizza
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xthomas2565
Dont read this because it actually works, you will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life .However if you don't post this you will die in 2days. Now you've started reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press f6 and your lovers name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works.
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This is a brilliant story! Steve slays me!
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Well not good because I forgot your f**king pizza
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Hey, it's the guy that plays Kevin from The League!
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Kiss ur left hand
Say it crushes name
Say a day of the week
Post this on 15 other songs
Ur crush will ask u out
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