It is taking longer than expected to fetch the next song to play. The music should be playing soon. If you get tired of waiting, you can try reloading your browser.


Please check our Help page for information about troubleshooting Pandora on your browser.

Please ensure you are using the latest Flash Player.


If you are unable or do not wish to upgrade your Flash Player,
please try a different browser.


Please check our Help page for information about troubleshooting Pandora on your browser.
Your Pandora One subscription will expire shortly.
More Info
No Thanks
Your Pandora One trial will expire shortly.
Restore
Close
close
Your Pandora One trial subscription will expire shortly. Upgrade to continue unlimited, ad-free listening.
Upgrade Now
You've listened to hours of Pandora this month. Consider upgrading to Pandora One.
More Info
No Thanks
Close
Hi . Pandora is using Facebook to personalize your experience. Learn MoreNo Thanks
-0:00
0:00
Change Skin

We created Pandora to put the Music Genome Project directly in your hands

It’s a new kind of radio –
stations that play only music you like

 
Create an account for free. Register
Now Playing
Music Feed
My Profile
Create a Station
Buy

The Elements

Features of This Track

a comedic sensibility
folk influences
mild rhythmic syncopation
a prominent rhythm piano part
acoustic sonority
major key tonality
melodic songwriting
a dynamic male vocalist
humorous lyrics

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

show more

Comments

Report as inappropriate
My chemistry teacher said he'll give us extra credit if we sing this.
Report as inappropriate
Sadly, they aren't in order.
Report as inappropriate
Veritasium Elemium Podasium Cratashium, Thearisium Marium Sarsium Kicsium, Charkium Siclium Guyium Limiom, Polimeium Sillium Dumiliom Lickium...
Report as inappropriate
There's also kindness, laughter, honesty, loyalty, generosity and magic. (MLP reference)
Report as inappropriate
Thallium.
Report as inappropriate
reminds me of all the stuff i put in the singer's poisoned water after the show...
Report as inappropriate
Head explodes by helium. Me: AGGGGGHHHH even elven minds like mine cant take thisSSSSSSSS !
Report as inappropriate
Pretty sure some of these elements dont exist
Report as inappropriate
He's a genius
Report as inappropriate
Such a shame that these amazing songs are rarely listed to
Report as inappropriate
mtvlrd
Tom Lehrer is irreplaceabl e . At 73 yrs.
I still enjoy his work.
Report as inappropriate
dylanweum
Funny
Report as inappropriate
A rather annoying kid recited this to me on the first day of school. I do admire the knowledge of muggle science though.
Report as inappropriate
linknlogs
LOL, I memorized it and passed my chem exam yesterday!
Report as inappropriate
OMG I LOVE THIS SONG
Report as inappropriate
Bucket list: go streaking, eat a jar of peanut butter in five minutes, learn this song.
Report as inappropriate
lucyinthesky w i t h a l m o n d s 9 0 9 1
I NEED TO SING THIS TO MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER
Report as inappropriate
Sounds like Animaniacs channeled this one a few times.
Report as inappropriate
V - Seconded.
Report as inappropriate
The lyrics to this one should be simple enough. Why are they not here?

We're sorry, but a browser plugin or firewall may be preventing Pandora from loading.

In order to use Pandora internet radio, please upgrade to a more current browser.

Please check our Help page for more information.

It looks like your browser does not support modern SSL/TLS. Please upgrade your browser.

If you need help, please email: pandora-support@pandora.com.

In order to use Pandora internet radio, please upgrade to a more current browser
or install a newer version of Flash (v.10 or later).

In order to use Pandora internet radio, please install Adobe Flash (v.10 or later).

[115, 64, 101, 65, 115, 82, 99, 117, 72, 77, 64, 78, 74, 82, 88, 113, 75, 115, 96, 118, 109, 65, 83, 108, 64, 109, 117, 122, 78, 97, 108, 126, 105, 108, 116, 120, 97, 64, 67, 84, 119, 103, 122, 124, 79, 113, 126, 119, 89, 75, 99, 77, 89, 76, 116, 69, 89, 86, 111, 101, 122, 100, 99, 115, 89, 93, 67, 92, 109, 107, 72, 97, 115, 69, 75, 81, 71, 95, 124, 89, 112, 77, 105, 88, 108, 74, 120, 114, 104, 99, 64, 94, 73, 96, 95, 113, 86, 100, 112, 88, 108, 96, 69, 64, 86, 113, 112, 93, 69, 115, 123, 71, 76, 105, 80, 74, 100, 100, 105, 71, 78, 83, 80, 82, 78, 84, 125, 73, 114, 113, 82, 104, 77, 126, 116, 77, 69, 89, 97, 104, 92, 116, 107, 99, 108, 95, 119, 82, 82, 89, 104, 94, 68, 120, 74, 126, 127, 79, 85, 114, 74, 122, 119, 66, 104, 97, 105, 74, 93, 119, 92, 76, 118, 98, 115, 108, 68, 120, 78, 86, 123, 113, 118, 79, 127, 109, 94, 121, 124, 79, 114, 104, 71, 79, 102, 96, 100, 96, 88, 106, 110, 96, 85, 108, 108, 99, 93, 86, 105, 123, 108, 70, 115, 75, 98, 86, 113, 81, 68, 98, 103, 114, 87, 113, 98, 121, 124, 122, 105, 115, 78, 87, 115, 105, 112, 104, 75, 81, 92, 77, 88, 125, 93, 69, 69, 104, 112, 125, 80, 96, 83, 97, 123, 127, 110, 122, 85, 67, 75, 78, 102, 111, 115, 79, 82, 66, 91, 105, 100, 116, 69, 110, 123, 105, 118, 100, 68, 86, 104, 117, 72, 77, 72, 72, 117, 70, 121, 100, 88, 72, 77, 102, 92, 104, 75, 117, 90, 92, 107, 112, 121, 101, 105, 112, 74, 99, 87, 110, 118, 92, 100, 107, 98, 70, 103, 84, 120, 85, 117, 93, 75, 117, 94, 108, 70, 101, 124, 125, 73, 71, 104, 125, 119, 71, 101, 118, 95, 103, 126, 81, 100, 124, 125, 81, 88, 113, 78, 68, 68, 69, 65, 108, 102, 75, 76, 117, 66, 68, 74, 88, 82, 96, 84, 113, 91, 65, 73, 94, 110, 65, 64, 82, 64, 124, 65, 108, 109, 81, 97, 78, 104, 89, 114, 78, 92, 82, 107, 91, 90, 109, 102, 102, 104, 114, 94, 81, 85, 127, 125, 115, 119, 124, 89, 93, 120, 72, 125, 69, 96, 109, 104, 122, 73, 121, 106, 67, 66, 86, 125, 87, 68, 105, 108, 117, 76, 104, 86, 64, 93, 121, 123, 90, 80, 115, 97, 97, 87, 86, 87, 107, 107, 85, 68, 65, 97, 126, 98, 102, 101, 72, 99, 97, 82, 87, 112, 72, 94, 114, 73, 92, 68, 68, 67, 102, 106, 84, 83, 74, 88, 98, 126, 84, 96, 111, 88, 106, 87, 92, 112, 64, 106, 115, 94, 77, 78, 68, 66, 97, 113, 126, 97, 76, 117, 93, 109, 101, 119, 66, 124, 69, 69, 115, 96, 79, 77, 98, 72, 97, 75, 84, 71, 95]