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Seagal

Features of This Track

humorously dim-witted logic
subject explorations
a sarcastic delivery
jokes about the entertainment industry
jokes about celebrities
jokes about crime & punishment
current events
character parodies
insult comedy
satirical observations
explicit content
comedy from the 2010s
many other comedic similarities

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:D
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The comments defending Segall are as hysterical as the piece. Lighten up, it's COMEDY.
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One of my favorite segments to listen to XD
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The martial arts thing, is the one thing Segal is not BSing...the rest, spot on
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The martial arts thing, that is the wrong thing Segal is not BSing...the rest, spot on
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This is hilarous."Se a g a l " .
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Mucho queso! :P
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Elvis had a narcotics badge and was officially a narcotics enforcement officer. Look it up its legit
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Heard this like 10 times and still die laughing at "skippy skippy skippy skippy skippy skippy..."
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I wonder if Segura realizes that Segal was once a world champion martial artist. X)P
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Been a badass for like 73 years
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A** much as he is a douche, Segal is not a guy you would want to fight...he really is a bad a**
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edwnc
Hola, mucho queso
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howard2003ta y l o r 2
The LOLZ are comin in
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Just discovered this guy days ago, hilarious!
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Funny...funn y guy!
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Much cheese
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I love tom segura. Hilarious.
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cmlw1993
Tom Segura is sooo hilarious!! #C4TheKing

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