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Track List: White Girls With Cornrows

1. Intro

2. Los Angeles Is Spanish

3. White Girls With Cornrows

4. Every Family Has Stupid

5. Animal Man

6. A** Hats

7. People Want To Connect

8. Destiny

9. NYC

10. Inspiration

11. Where The Dudes At?

12. My Downfall

13. Caught By Strangers

14. Confusing Words

15. Worse At Sex

16. A Mexican Story

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Track List: Completely Normal

1. Intro

2. Hobby

3. Entitlement

4. Travel Advice

5. First 48

6. Shouting Black

7. Are People The Same?

8. No Change

9. I Sit

10. Seagal

11. Sorry

12. Catastrophic

13. You Win

14. Dr. Dick

15. A Good Death

16. Cali's Crazy

17. Professional

18. D R Period

19. New Goal

20. It's Okay

21. 2 Girls

22. My History

23. Learn My Way

24. Stop Pretending

25. Liberate Yourself

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Track List: Thrilled

1. Intro/Hello, Minnesota

2. You Know How

3. My Goal

4. Fun Game

5. Something Gay

6. You Should Judge People

7. Pregnant While Mexican

8. Aggressive On A Bicycle

9. My Thing

10. Too Much Vegas

11. Homeless Guy

12. 3 Types

13. Tattoos

14. Not Normal

15. 80's Porn

16. Cursing Is Bad/Rudely Interrupted

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My role model��
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This is so funny!!! :)
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chipw9
Tom Segura is brilliant, ruthless, and unflinching. Fantastic timing and story-tellin g . So good, up there with many other new-to-estab l i s h e d up-and-comer s like Kyle Kinane, John Mulaney, and Tim Bedore. I wish he had his own show on FX, Comedy Central, or something like that.
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Oh my god. This guy is a visionary.
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Hey
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Don't read this. You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Now that you have started don't stop. If you ignore this you will have bad luck. Post this on 15 other songs in 143 minutes. When done press space bar and your crushes name will appear. It's creepy but actually works.
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Very freakin hilarious. Also, I feel like if we met in person, we would be friends.
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japanthur
Hey, Hitler!
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Loooove him. His specials are the best. So mad I missed his show when he was in Detroit.
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chaise.hoski e
L Ml ml ny glint
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ksufan2004
This guy has some high and tight jeans.
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weegiemario
Aaaah this guy is great
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I hope he gets rabies
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Im doctor sex.
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derekconnerp h o n e
Catman345678 9 2 1 that was a joke of his during The League, or that era. I think they blew the quote.
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Music lover you are either a girl or boy but that's just gross putting that on pandora
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But I think he hates bald eagles
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Like he is funny
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kmroethler
best comedian ever
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SO FUNNY LOL FOR DAYZ
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Yess p**sy drink
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All haters, Sopla a D - Tom Segura is hilarious!!
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gavindunagan 2 2
Uhh you sound weird
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The best?
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gavindunagan 2 2
Your as awesome as a plasma pistol. Lol
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mickeytheplu m b e r
Hmmmmmm
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trinn17
Sorry,didn't laugh once. Guy just isn't funny.
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happyleo24
Anal sex with this guy was so boring, but he was funny
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Hilarious
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U I'm mc mm u
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No, I'm not gunna tip you for scaring me
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Lol I couldn't stop laughing
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Read joecrammer83 correctly
He wrote IF this dude died.
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Not funny at all
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Butt f**k a bald eagle
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He is so funny
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John paneta
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Hilariousnau s
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Right up there with Louie ck and bill burr if you ask me
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Sucks
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Just lie. Lie for longer.
I use this line at least once a day now
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Dverespey has bad taste but Tom is an inspiration for my standup
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*laughing so hard*
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hollanddanie
Want some teeth? It's on me.
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laswell618
Man this guy cracks me up.
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jiffy puff
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Bush did 9/11
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Crap
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Uhh... It s Tom now
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