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Tom Simmons

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Track List: (One)

1. Intro

2. Muddleheaded Humans

3. Hats-Karate

4. My Family

5. Cars

6. Pets

7. Election 2000

8. Israel Vs. Palestine

9. God And War

10. Developing In Wrong Ways

11. Space Station

12. Where Are Our Priorities?

13. Technology

14. The Amish

15. Cell Phones

16. Striking Pilots

17. Serena

18. Racism

19. Odd Thoughts

20. Child Hostages

21. Guns

22. Mindless TV

23. My Nephew

24. Tipping

25. When Animals Attack

26. Lottery

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Track List: Keep Up

1. Barack History Month

2. End The Fed

3. Drugs On Mars

4. Home Colleged

5. Beat Yo Kids

6. Daddy Clause

7. Socks With Sandals

9. Afghanistan/Big Strong Vaginas

10. No Muslim Whitey N**gas

11. Suck It PETA - I Am Pro-Dogfighting

12. New Stuff

13. Karma And The Babysitter

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Track List: Stages

1. Owen

2. Race/Iraq

3. Breast Cancer

4. No Child Left Behind

5. Muslims/Cartoons

6. Inanimate Objects

7. Uscan Machine

8. Gay Marriage/Serial Killers

9. Money Is God

10. Ghandi

11. Satanic Bible

12. Star Registry

13. Serena's Pregnancy

14. Politics And Stuff

15. Vegas

16. Steroids, Ray Charles, And Wilt

17. Chief Justice/Locksmiths

18. Outro

19. Open Mike Time

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Very underrated.. . some good stuff.
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My kids gonna be home colleged. Lol I can't stop laughing! !!!
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Very funny
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avaa57
TOOO FUNNY
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Great comedian great guy
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Amazing
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Beat yo kids, beat yo kids, beat yo motha f***ing kids I was dying lmao
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strawsammy
Lol
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icesk8er716
noble peace prize winner or ax murderer
haha
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OMG Tom Simmons is so f#%^ing funny
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screw it I QUIT!!
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Tom is one funny SOB ;)
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pushplayent2
Saw this comic perform at the Greensboro Coliseum. Amazing comedian!

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