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Hooker With A Penis

by Tool
on Aenima

Features of This Track

hard rock roots
mild rhythmic syncopation
varying tempo and time signatures
minor key tonality
a vocal-centric aesthetic
dirty electric guitar riffs
an emotional male lead vocal performance
a gravelly male vocalist
offensive lyrics
intricate arranging

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Comments

Point that f**king finger up your a**!
\m/(>.<)\m/
F**king know it all hipsters!
I'm not your buddy, guy. I'm not your guy, friend. I'm not your friend, buddy!
joseph.emery
Sit on that finger an spin
joseph.emery
Dan's dream girl or guy, whatever
Love it
*Behind DC, danny
They opened with this song in Boston in 2012. One of the best shows... Maynard behind the D C ..all blacked out, just silhouetted. . Everyone else spot lighted. Best song on Aenima
cpotter110
I am the man
joseph.emery
YOUR favorite kind boys
Ummm...pando r a
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip s**t,
And you bought one.

FUUUUUCK YOU BUDDY
FUUUUUCK YOU BUDDY
FUUUUUCK YOU BUDDY
Anyone who hates Tool can put their f**king finger up their a**.....
I never really looked into the lyrics to this one... I'm even more impressed now!!!
I would love to sit and talk with him all day :F
...*slow claps*
Every band has one song that is different
Wtf????
\m/ (-_-) \m/
That is what I like about tool. They are one of the few bands that aren't sellouts.
Maynard's the man ! Saw them play this album live at Lollapalooza in the 90s
my favorite song by them (^.^)
Hilarious!
The led zeppelin of our generation.
Favorite album is 10000 days gives me a hard-on evertime I listen but I only know 2 people who like tool.
@pheonix, sorry not every tool song can pander to your short attention span and lack of patience
Phoenix, this song is about you in some backasswards bizarro way you DB
F**kin love Tool
iphoenix77
WOW, for once I actually LIKE a f**king song by Tool. For once I hear something from them that isn't too long & too f**king slow. I knew there had to be a side of Tool that isn't all art s**t, and is just straight up fast & heavy at 4 min. a song. For the 1st time when it came to Tool, I'm impressed. If there's more of this Tool, keep 'em coming Pandora. Keep 'em coming.
LoL
Dips**t an then you bought oonne!!!!!!!
I can never hear the term Dumb Fu©k enough..Its greatly underused
Where would I be without music.
Oh baby I will buy em ALL over and over again----imm a slayve and eye LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
This. Is why I f**king love tool (:
So good.
F**king genius. xD
Tool is our creator !
Seen them in concert back in 05 it f**king rock
I could only imagine that guy's face when Maynard just gave him a life lesson like that.
ireneiswicke d
MJK IS GOD!! ��
Genius!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Amazing
Truly a comical and musical genius.
I couldn't read the lyrics with a straight face. Maynard is so hilarious.
This is a naughty song.
Yup---anothe r one I can't keep a straight face too!!!!! I'm the man and he's the man hahahaha---p o i n t that finger up ur assssssss ;)
mdireland96
This is my jam!
F u buddy is the best park wicked
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