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Hot For Teacher

Lyrics

"Oh wow, man!"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year?"
"My butt, man!"
T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see?
full lyrics
"Oh wow, man!"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year?"
"My butt, man!"
T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see?
full lyrics

Features of This Track

hard rock roots
a subtle use of vocal harmony
electric guitar wall-o-sound
repetitive melodic phrasing
demanding instrumental part writing
extensive vamping
minor key tonality
a vocal-centric aesthetic
electric guitar riffs
an electric guitar solo
an aggressive male vocalist
a partially spoken vocal delivery
prominent drums
humorous lyrics
hard swingin' rhythm
heavy instrumental improvisation
and many other similarities identified in the Music Genome Project

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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CLASS DISMISSED !!!!!!!!!! TURN IT UP LOUDER YO, IF IT'S 2 LOUD UR 2 OLD !!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! !
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Hey now ! .... it doesn't matter if you win or lose ! Its how good you look honey ! I see a sea of faces , oceans of Beer heard you missed me im back , curtizfu , is here !
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"Super Hot"
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saqib_jodi
Will never get tired of listening to EVH nor the funny songs and antics from the DLR era!
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No really knows what happens to Waldo after graduation
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I think all my teachers are the same as your era cause there old af but sick song for sure
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Hot For Teacher,, I remember those days. My teachers were all dudes an fine as f**k.. ROCK ON EVERYONE
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Great f**kin g album, ya man
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Awesome album, 1984. Awesome song, Hot for Teacher. I was pretty hot for a few of my teachers when I was in school too, but then again I think a few of them were hot for me! Van Halen just totally rules heavy Hard Rock! @ at its finest! Van Halen rules people! Rock on!
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I THINK THE CLOCK IS SSSSLLLLOOOO W W W W .........TUR N IT UP LOUDER YO, SING IT OUT LOUD FOR ALLLL THE HOT TEACHERS, HOW I'VE LEARND !!!!!!!!!!!
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Sit down, Waldo.
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One of theyre best
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jaw.dl.sd
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I can't hear!!!
Not loud enf!!!!


Lol
08oX
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This is my all-time FAVORITE song. AND I CAN'T HELP IT but PLAY IT LOUD and PROUD!!!!!!! !
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jaw.dl.sd
D
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and HE was HOT!!

LOL
hahahahaha

08oP
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Man !! This takes me back ....Waldo
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I think of all the education that I missed too, but then my homework wasn't quite like this! I am Hot for Teacher! And like I've said b4, I think there was a few of them in my school high school, that was hot for me! My my my!!! the Van Halen Brothers they were phenomenal and still are in my book. Van Halen just kicks a**! Rock on!
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GIMMY SOMETHING TO WRITE ON MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Van Halen Hot for Teacher song, what?? A rocking a** Jam, and yes there was a few teachers at my school that I was hot for! @ I think, a few and was Hot For Me! L O L!! But truthfully! I'm still hot for the ladies, gentleman don't you agree? Van Halen rules! Rock on!
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Van Halen rocks a**! I'm Hot for Teacher 2! 1978 eruption, Eddie is one of the baddest a** guitar players the world of rock has ever known! Hard rock and roll at its finest! Eddy's style is so amazing @ incredible! One of my favorites of all time! Love me some Van Halen steel rules! Rock on!
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paulstanley5 0 0
One of the best songs off of the last album that DLR did with Van Halen
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Rock on Eddie Van Halen!
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I'm your Ice Cream man... stop me when I'm passing by. Top 5 fav....
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Them VH brothers played the hell outta that guitar and drums now. Wow...
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sfinney71
My son can play this on guitar
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'84 WAS MY ALL-TIME ALBUM AND STILL IS TO THIS DAY!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! !
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Mrs. Smith math《2》 man was she a knock out on the eyes, and oh man and bod....... to. Ice Man
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Mrs. Casterina, gym class. Hot for teacher.
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Eddie is the true s**t awesome stuff
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jaw.dl.sd
Yeah
Fun song

0;)
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Whoops, might've liked it then , reminissing. But now all grown up..
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Hot for the teacher? Now that's messed up.
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hedrick_stev e n
great song great times
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That hasn't changed!
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jamieb12871
Best drum intro...make the teacher blush when u play it 4 her...* she won't fail u
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Give me somthing to write on man!
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The video featured the late Phil Hartman from SNL as the voice over of the Waldo character.
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Awesome song
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I DON'T FEEL TARDY.
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Where are you teacher????�
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Seriously had a friend whose car ran as bad as the drums sound in the beginning of this great classic!
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SIT DOWN WALDO.
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I DROPED MY PENCIL (my favorite line in the song):)
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That drumming...
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Got it bad (You Got that right your in love with a teacher laughs)
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markdaume
Mrs. Teas, substitute teacher in my class in the 4th grade. (1976)
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Just the name alone is kick assss Van Halen
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That drumming tho
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Wish he was my teacher
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