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Canadian Idiot (Parody Of)

on The Essential Weird Al Yankovic

Lyrics

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot

Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frost bitten hosehead
I never learned my alphabet from A to zed
full lyrics
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot

Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frost bitten hosehead
I never learned my alphabet from A to zed
full lyrics

Features of This Track

rockabilly revival style
a comedic sensibility
hard rock roots
punk influences
a political satire lyric
major key tonality
electric rhythm guitars
an aggressive male vocalist
humorous lyrics

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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Comments

coolmaxdgh
@Edgemaster 'American Idiot' is by Green Day. The only member of Green Day who was not born in America was born in Germany. Learn your facts before posting.
SHOTS FIRED. Score one for the Americans back home!
tnlkiddzos
Why are people so offended? It's a JOKE. Us Americans weren't offended when a Canadian made the original 'American Idiot', this is just a joke, lighten up!
Nice exports Canada
Canadia is better than canada
Good
Lol! Funny song:) Follow me I follow back:)
What about Dragon Ball Zed Kai? :P
Please, Canada, don't be offended by this song or by my joke. What's a Canadian's favorite anime? Dragon Ball Zed.
They treat curling like its a real sport
This song is not racist. It is a satire about how Americans think of Canadians.
Hokey nut XD
nateannecone
Feel bad for the Canadians
Al you rock on all your songs are hits
I feel sorry for the Canadians listening to this
Oh my gosh I didn't notice until I saw the comment but it kind of does sound like the Johnny Test theme.....
Btw I <3 the song American Idiot
Why do I hear the Johnny Test theme?
Canada is hovering above us! Hetalia fans are getting dirty thoughts!
Hey guys guess what? Canadian is not a race. Neither is American.
OH NO HE DIDN'T! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Highfive Al!!
AND AMERICAN IDIOT IS NOT RACIST.
IF THIS IS RACIST SO IS AMERICAN IDIOT.
Why, yankovic? Why would you do something as racist as this?
Like any of you have ever made a racist joke, you f**king hypocrites just f**k all you people who are like, 'ITS SO RACIST >:( ' one it's a joke. Two, don't a pretend you've never made a racist joke, like (no offense) using an American voice and say N**ga or a Japanese voice saying F**got so just gtfo
I'm not racist, but this s**t is hilarious. xD I'm American, and I love American Idiot. Come on people, get a sense of humor.
goofer123567
Funny but racist play this to my cousin he's Canadian lol I make fun of him so much
thebman1997
I blast this song on my stereo when I'm at niagra falls
But they got to know me and they counter with American idiot
aslanmitchel l
Racist xD
I think of Hetalia when this comes on!!
I live 2 hours from Canada, and when I'm in downtown Detroit by the Joe I always get my iPod or kindle start playing this
Umm I take this very offensive and stereotypica l I am Canadian and it offend me when It came on.....
Still think this song in racist
@theguybelow m e : it is still SUPER funny.
I am a Canadian and it is all a storeyo type
Do love this song. It IS better than American idiot and that is coming from a huge green day fan.
loganwalls40 dude lighten up it was a joke Canadian idiot is racist but American idiot is not
"They don't even bring their guns to the mall!" This song is almost as much about we ridiculously paranoid Americans as it is about those suspiciously polite Canadians.
I love green day but this is funny
I'm Canadian and the song is true yolo
lauriecgary9
Then again well they got Celine Dion
trose117
Love the song al
I wonder if I was Canadian if I would like this
It's to bad I'm American

Incoming preemptive strike !!
Hey you racist b**tard aye
I know little miss foodie, I just did it different I'm saying I like a Canadian albeit better than the American alfabent.
@whitwoo01
It's
Abcdefghijkl m n o p q r s t u v w x y z e d
Abcdefghijkl m n o p q r s t u v w x y z I kinda like zed :)
Huge fan of Green Day but I can't take this seriously anymore
It's HILARIOUS!!!
sparkles304
I'm a huge fan of Green Day but this is HALARIOUS!!!
Zed means z DUHH GAWD AND IM FROM AMERICA
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