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Canadian Idiot (Parody Of)

on The Essential Weird Al Yankovic

Lyrics

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot

Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frost bitten hosehead
I never learned my alphabet from A to zed
full lyrics
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot

Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frost bitten hosehead
I never learned my alphabet from A to zed
full lyrics

Features of This Track

rockabilly revival style
a comedic sensibility
hard rock roots
punk influences
a political satire lyric
major key tonality
electric rhythm guitars
an aggressive male vocalist
humorous lyrics

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Comments

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Monopoly money xD
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Yeah, this sounds a lot like northern America!
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stusen
1. Kiss your hand
2. Say your crushes name
3. Pick a day
4. Post this on 5 other songs
6. Your crush will kiss you on that day
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rbeach88
alright! This is America!
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bertramsyndi
Ur kidding right!!!!
No ur not!!!!
Omg this is so funneh
My friend was like GET THIS OFF!!!
And i was like NO
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1 kiss your hand
2 say your crushes name
3 say your name
4 pick a day
5 post this on 5 other songs
6 your crush will kiss you on that day
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This song isn't racist
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@Aurora Still he also like Nirvana and Dire Straits so agreed.;)
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Just knowing that Weird Al Yankovic likes Green Day allows me to sleep easy at night. :)
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coolmaxdgh
@Edgemaster 'American Idiot' is by Green Day. The only member of Green Day who was not born in America was born in Germany. Learn your facts before posting.
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SHOTS FIRED. Score one for the Americans back home!
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tnlkiddzos
Why are people so offended? It's a JOKE. Us Americans weren't offended when a Canadian made the original 'American Idiot', this is just a joke, lighten up!
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Nice exports Canada
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Canadia is better than canada
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Good
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Lol! Funny song:) Follow me I follow back:)
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What about Dragon Ball Zed Kai? :P
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Please, Canada, don't be offended by this song or by my joke. What's a Canadian's favorite anime? Dragon Ball Zed.
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They treat curling like its a real sport
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This song is not racist. It is a satire about how Americans think of Canadians.
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Hokey nut XD
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nateannecone
Feel bad for the Canadians
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Al you rock on all your songs are hits
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I feel sorry for the Canadians listening to this
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Oh my gosh I didn't notice until I saw the comment but it kind of does sound like the Johnny Test theme.....
Btw I <3 the song American Idiot
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Why do I hear the Johnny Test theme?
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Canada is hovering above us! Hetalia fans are getting dirty thoughts!
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Hey guys guess what? Canadian is not a race. Neither is American.
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OH NO HE DIDN'T! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Highfive Al!!
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AND AMERICAN IDIOT IS NOT RACIST.
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IF THIS IS RACIST SO IS AMERICAN IDIOT.
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Why, yankovic? Why would you do something as racist as this?
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Like any of you have ever made a racist joke, you f**king hypocrites just f**k all you people who are like, 'ITS SO RACIST >:( ' one it's a joke. Two, don't a pretend you've never made a racist joke, like (no offense) using an American voice and say N**ga or a Japanese voice saying F**got so just gtfo
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I'm not racist, but this s**t is hilarious. xD I'm American, and I love American Idiot. Come on people, get a sense of humor.
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goofer123567
Funny but racist play this to my cousin he's Canadian lol I make fun of him so much
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thebman1997
I blast this song on my stereo when I'm at niagra falls
But they got to know me and they counter with American idiot
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aslanmitchel l
Racist xD
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I think of Hetalia when this comes on!!
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I live 2 hours from Canada, and when I'm in downtown Detroit by the Joe I always get my iPod or kindle start playing this
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Umm I take this very offensive and stereotypica l I am Canadian and it offend me when It came on.....
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Still think this song in racist
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@theguybelow m e : it is still SUPER funny.
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I am a Canadian and it is all a storeyo type
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Do love this song. It IS better than American idiot and that is coming from a huge green day fan.
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loganwalls40 dude lighten up it was a joke Canadian idiot is racist but American idiot is not
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"They don't even bring their guns to the mall!" This song is almost as much about we ridiculously paranoid Americans as it is about those suspiciously polite Canadians.
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I love green day but this is funny
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I'm Canadian and the song is true yolo
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lauriecgary9
Then again well they got Celine Dion
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