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Word Crimes

Features of This Track

a comedic sensibility
modern r&b stylings
rap influences
disco influences
heavy use of vocal harmonies
call and answer vocal harmony (Antiphony)
extensive vamping
paired vocal harmony
major key tonality
melodic songwriting
a dynamic male vocalist
a partially spoken vocal delivery
electric pianos
prominent percussion
humorous lyrics

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This song should be mandatory in every school in the world.
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caralfrank
My teacher likes to play this song over and over again because it talks about grammar and stuff like that
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walsh.logan
It's interesting that most of the comments appreciating this song are themselves loaded with grammatical mistakes.
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This comment exists so that those who are unable to take the message of this song to heart can note that it is possible to write properly. That is the entire purpose of this, as I said above.
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Grammar is for stupid PPLZ
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Some of you have word crimes that not even weird al can fix. Not even auto correct can fix it.
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Said it before and i'll say it again, hell yeah weird al nice shot at modern society!!!!
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kmr8003
I'm....so... c o n f u s e d . . . I love the song but....I just....What . . . ?
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this guy is so hilarious
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ellen.pearsa l l
if you can't
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Coincidence*
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Irony is not coisidense.
That makes me want to "literally" want to slap a crowbar on your stupid head!
Like I could care less. That means you do care. At least a little. Are you doing good or doing well?
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Follow me on Pandora, instagram, Twitter and Facebook @grav3yardgi r l and be a part of the swamp family by subscribing to my YouTube channel and give a gator it's wings!!!!!! I follow back!!!!!
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Everybody shut up use the right pronoun
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Me Grammer are good!!!
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Awesome some sup
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Caleb, LOL is an initialism, not a acronym. Both serve the same purpose, but acronyms use the periods, while initialisms don't do that. I can understand the confusion, though.
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To properly say that you are laughing out loud, place a period after each letter instead of just capitalizing each of the letters.
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Why the f**k do I have a weird al station? LOL
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Your reading my comment
You're reading my comment
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Like people who were never razed in a sewer
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Don't write words as numbers unless you're 7 or your name is Prince. LOL 4 sure!
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56th comment
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who cares about grammar
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If you finished second grade I hope you can tell if you're doing good or doing well! How many people tell me they are doing good when I ask how they are? It is terribly frustrating.
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Easily one of the top 1 songs ever made!
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Weird Al Yankovic: president of the Grammar Nazi


YAY RANDOMNESS
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Almost every song of his are funny.
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This is the bestest song ever!!!
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Betsy
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BRUH!!!!!!!
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I won't shuddup!¡!!! ! ! ¡ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ¡ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Word crimes!
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Potato
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It's hilarious! I don't ever commit word crimes if I can help it. And tjlollis69, if it's stupid thumbs-down it and shut up.
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My english teacher taught 7th grade honors about word crimes, but I don't use word crimes, really!
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This is stupid sooooooooooo o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o stupid
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cwsmoot22
Listened to this in my Language Arts class
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My response to the Internet and the USA as a whole.
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This is Hilarious!
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WORD CRIMES!!!
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steadfastrog e r
Loves it
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I'm gonna tell my teacher to show this song to All 5 of her language arts and reading classes, then everyone is gonna hate me but I mean it's a good song
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jessicasmail h u b
I love how he makes fun of other songs!
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He's back!!!!!!
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hachiwari828
I like he makes them as rmixes
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32nd comment
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Grammar for the win!
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every english teacher should play this and make their students MEMORIZE THIS lol, my english teacher would DIE if she heard this.
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