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Hardware Store

Features of This Track

a comedic sensibility
pop rock qualities
a subtle use of vocal counterpoint
a subtle use of vocal harmony
extensive vamping
minor key tonality
a vocal-centric aesthetic

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Who owns that shop? I'm guessing a guy who's so drunk he can't see an inch in front of his face!
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tempoc
LOL Automatic Circumcisers
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I meant to say I have never seen anyone so crazy about a hardware store!
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Never seen anyone so exsied
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fzin9
Such enthusiasm about a hardware store, but an automatic circumciser sounds nice, mine's manual.
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dreamerno.11
I wish I had the ability to rattle off lists as fast and coherently as Al displays in this song.
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GOING TO GO BACK AND READ THE TCHAIKOVSKY REPORT ABUSE OF POWER AND THE GLORY DAYS AGO IN A CHEESE AND CRACKERS AND THE TCHAIKOVSKY THE TCHAIKOVSK EURO AND THE TCHAIKOVSKY THE TCHAIKOVSKY REPORT THIS POST A COMMENT POSTED BY ANONYMOUS SAID ON THE TCHAIKOVSK EURO AND THE TCHAIKOVSKY THE TCHAIKOVSK YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE TCHAIKOVSK EURO LAST DAYS STRAIGHT A A SINGLE SO SORRY HER AND BEREGHOSTGAM E S E-BOOKS AND BE DAD DUD DID DID NOT SURE WHAT ARE THE TCHAIKOVSKY URINE TO GET A FAT AND READ IT IN THE
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According to Wikipedia, it is not a parody of another song, but rather an original song about a new hardware store and all the things you can find there.
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racingmasonl u c k
Can't help but notice atomatic curcumsizers as a lyrjc
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I must know what song this is a parody of, if it is (in fact) a parody.
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YEEEAAAAAHHH H H H H H Orchard Supply Hardware bro.
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WHAT PARODY IS THIS BASED ON!!! >:(
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What song is this based off of?
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Automatic circumcisior s . . . . .
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I really like the start!!
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walsh.logan
This song needs the lyrics listed. PLEASE.
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I just saw him in concert
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He also said automatic circumcisers ' - ' ?!?!?!?
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I know someone who goes to Bunnings (a hardware MEGASTORE in our country) almost every weekend and buys stuff. He has kept up that rate of buying for at least the past 4 years. He has a $1700 SHELVING SYSTEM to organise PART OF all that stuff. 7 different projects going at any given time. Welcome to Australia.
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@Slugbutter: That's what she said / @MisaTange: Uh, hardware. You know, tools. / @outdoorsman 2 0 2 : *technically . And FYI: 'fasting' is the act of starving for the purpose of religious piety. / @crissgutiz: He's pretty damn awesome, but the coolest? That's pushing it.
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Weird al is the coolest man alive I wish I heard his music when I was a kid
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I've been listening to him for five years
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Flaw
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tobydials
He is technicly rapping yet he's technicly just talking really fasting
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I too, agree with Danny
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stenspud13
It IS completely possible to sing this fast in real life; I have been working on it for the past year.
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wonder what's used to make the sounds mostly heard 0:00-0:10
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automatic circumciser?
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Been listening to Weird Al since I got my first tape which was "Off the Deep End"
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rufaro1234
agree with danny its also pretty funny when you listen to all the words
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guppy3339
lol
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I love his hair
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I grew up (and still am) listening to Weird Al Yankovic and this is the first song i heard (Im ten)
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ryanr365
Me too:D
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Love it when he names every item in the store. That's classic!!!!! ! ! ! ! !
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This guy is genuis. I can't belive anyone can sing that fast. I know he doesn't use computer enhancments because he is a graet polka singer and genuis!
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I can sing that fast. It isn't easy, but all it takes is concentratio n and a large amount of practice.
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rooth
@Yomi - I've seen him live, he puts on a GREAT show, and he did sing this song. I think he did actually sing that long hyper-fast part. 'course, there might've been an overlay, but I think he actually pulled it off. It's plausible.
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The way he talks that fast? It's most likely computer enhancement, though I've never seen 'im live, so I dunno... And he's more likely to go into the polka hall of fame. Or pop...
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jham693
Weird Al for the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame!!! I dare anyone who is not in the hall to try to say they can match his success and longevity!
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yeah. weird al has kids to circumcise, you know. lol. And how does he talk so damn fast?! I could NEVER that.
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automatic circumcisers ? lololololol
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klosnj11
Oh yeah...epic.
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clay.blohm
Belongs in the Valhalla of complex songs along with Bohemian Rhapsody
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He must have a fantastic lung capacity...
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klosnj11
Amazing talent and a sense of humor. This shows what music humor should be!
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