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a comedic sensibility
pop rock qualities
a subtle use of vocal counterpoint
a subtle use of vocal harmony
extensive vamping
minor key tonality
a vocal-centric aesthetic

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I must know what song this is a parody of, if it is (in fact) a parody.
YEEEAAAAAHHH H H H H H Orchard Supply Hardware bro.
F*rt
F*rt
WHAT PARODY IS THIS BASED ON!!! >:(
What song is this based off of?
Automatic circumcisior s . . . . .
I really like the start!!
walsh.logan
This song needs the lyrics listed. PLEASE.
I just saw him in concert
He also said automatic circumcisers ' - ' ?!?!?!?
I know someone who goes to Bunnings (a hardware MEGASTORE in our country) almost every weekend and buys stuff. He has kept up that rate of buying for at least the past 4 years. He has a $1700 SHELVING SYSTEM to organise PART OF all that stuff. 7 different projects going at any given time. Welcome to Australia.
@Slugbutter: That's what she said / @MisaTange: Uh, hardware. You know, tools. / @outdoorsman 2 0 2 : *technically . And FYI: 'fasting' is the act of starving for the purpose of religious piety. / @crissgutiz: He's pretty damn awesome, but the coolest? That's pushing it.
Weird al is the coolest man alive I wish I heard his music when I was a kid
I've been listening to him for five years
Flaw
tobydials
He is technicly rapping yet he's technicly just talking really fasting
I too, agree with Danny
stenspud13
It IS completely possible to sing this fast in real life; I have been working on it for the past year.
wonder what's used to make the sounds mostly heard 0:00-0:10
automatic circumciser?
Been listening to Weird Al since I got my first tape which was "Off the Deep End"
rufaro1234
agree with danny its also pretty funny when you listen to all the words
guppy3339
lol
I love his hair
I grew up (and still am) listening to Weird Al Yankovic and this is the first song i heard (Im ten)
ryanr365
Me too:D
Love it when he names every item in the store. That's classic!!!!! ! ! ! ! !
This guy is genuis. I can't belive anyone can sing that fast. I know he doesn't use computer enhancments because he is a graet polka singer and genuis!
I can sing that fast. It isn't easy, but all it takes is concentratio n and a large amount of practice.
rooth
@Yomi - I've seen him live, he puts on a GREAT show, and he did sing this song. I think he did actually sing that long hyper-fast part. 'course, there might've been an overlay, but I think he actually pulled it off. It's plausible.
The way he talks that fast? It's most likely computer enhancement, though I've never seen 'im live, so I dunno... And he's more likely to go into the polka hall of fame. Or pop...
jham693
Weird Al for the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame!!! I dare anyone who is not in the hall to try to say they can match his success and longevity!
yeah. weird al has kids to circumcise, you know. lol. And how does he talk so damn fast?! I could NEVER that.
automatic circumcisers ? lololololol
klosnj11
Oh yeah...epic.
clay.blohm
Belongs in the Valhalla of complex songs along with Bohemian Rhapsody
He must have a fantastic lung capacity...
klosnj11
Amazing talent and a sense of humor. This shows what music humor should be!
barmentor200 7
I like when he lists the stuff they have lol.. it's hysterical
Agreed.
felliax
Wow, just wow.

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