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Why Does This Always Happen To Me?

Features of This Track

pop rock qualities
a comedic sensibility
a subtle use of vocal counterpoint
a subtle use of vocal harmony
acoustic rhythm piano
extensive vamping
mixed acoustic and electric instrumentation
major key tonality
a vocal-centric aesthetic

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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What parody is this of?
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Right in the Face!!!
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Check my Bio
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Do'n read this because it actually works.you will be kissed by the love of yuor life on the nearest Friday . Tomorrow will be the best day of yuor life. However if u do'nt post this u will die in two days. Now that you've started reading this don't stop. This is so scary put this on 5 song in next 143 minutes and yuor lovers name will appear in big letters across the screen this is so scary because it actually works!
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Brilliant.
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What is this a parody of?
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I'm known as weird al of my church
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mollymwinter s
He has quite a twisted sense of humor...
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So I turned around and stabbed him in the face!!!! So funny!
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Although he's a bit unfeeling...
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Lol. Just lol.
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Why did they had to interrupt The Simpsons???
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That's 5 bucks he will never see again
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Sick funn6
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Genius...... Pure genius
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This is sooooo messed up bro!!!!
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So messed up but I like it.
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coureri19
God, please answer me one question! LOL!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H * G A S P ! ! ! * CAN'T BREATHE!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HAHAHAHAHAHA H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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So he just stabbed his boss in the face and he's worried about his knife being bent
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I have a relative that thinks like this. It drives me nuts. The song however makes me laugh.
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williamhcrai g 8
funny
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vomman
so wrong... but I like it...
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30tousand dead an you dont care!!!!
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This is just one of the most messed up songs ever...I love it!
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funny. i like the boss-stab part
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LOLZ
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haha very funny
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This is my favorite song from this album. I also love everything Ben Folds does...so I guess it's perfect.
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I think part of what makes this song so awesome is Weird Al actually got Ben Folds to agree to play the piano in the parody of his style.
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exactly robert. Very sick, Very funny.
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.....Why does this always happen to me? Love this sick guy.

*does this qualify for a bone-fide comment?*

Weird Al is funny...in a very disturbed way.

rJr
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i ask the same question
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sgreyghost12
whoo first comment!!!!! ! ! ! ! !
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sgreyghost12
weird al-so funny

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