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Why Does This Always Happen To Me?

Features of This Track

a comedic sensibility
pop rock qualities
a subtle use of vocal counterpoint
a subtle use of vocal harmony
extensive vamping
acoustic rhythm piano
major key tonality
a vocal-centric aesthetic
mixed acoustic and electric instrumentation

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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Comments

Brilliant.
What is this a parody of?
I'm known as weird al of my church
He has quite a twisted sense of humor...
So I turned around and stabbed him in the face!!!! So funny!
Although he's a bit unfeeling...
Lol. Just lol.
Why did they had to interrupt The Simpsons???
That's 5 bucks he will never see again
Sick funn6
Genius...... Pure genius
This is sooooo messed up bro!!!!
So messed up but I like it.
coureri19
God, please answer me one question! LOL!
HAHAHAHAHAHA H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H * G A S P ! ! ! * CAN'T BREATHE!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HAHAHAHAHAHA H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
So he just stabbed his boss in the face and he's worried about his knife being bent
I have a relative that thinks like this. It drives me nuts. The song however makes me laugh.
williamhcrai g 8
funny
vomman
so wrong... but I like it...
30tousand dead an you dont care!!!!
This is just one of the most messed up songs ever...I love it!
funny. i like the boss-stab part
LOLZ
haha very funny
This is my favorite song from this album. I also love everything Ben Folds does...so I guess it's perfect.
I think part of what makes this song so awesome is Weird Al actually got Ben Folds to agree to play the piano in the parody of his style.
exactly robert. Very sick, Very funny.
.....Why does this always happen to me? Love this sick guy.

*does this qualify for a bone-fide comment?*

Weird Al is funny...in a very disturbed way.

rJr
i ask the same question
sgreyghost12
whoo first comment!!!!! ! ! ! ! !
sgreyghost12
weird al-so funny

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