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Canadian Idiot

Lyrics

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot

Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frost bitten hosehead
I never learned my alphabet from A to zed
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Don't want to be a Canadian idiot

Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frost bitten hosehead
I never learned my alphabet from A to zed
full lyrics

Features of This Track

rockabilly revival style
a comedic sensibility
hard rock roots
punk influences
a political satire lyric
repetitive melodic phrasing
major key tonality
electric rhythm guitars
an aggressive male vocalist
humorous lyrics

These are just a few of the hundreds of attributes cataloged for this track by the Music Genome Project.

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really says something about the world where Canada is so polite and everyone else just goes LETS BOMB THE S**T OUTTA THOSE FREAKS
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Tempo 186; 3 3/4 stars; tu on 175
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rucka rucka ali makes better canada jokes.
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Canada(from Hetalia): I-i find th-this offensive... . . . . W-why is he m-making fun o-of my country?

Me: Its ok Canada, he just made this so he can make others laugh. I think. I don't know. Just dont take it too hard, ok?

Canada: *nods shyly*
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unioncarol
Kiss your hand 10 times
Say ur crushes name
Post this on two other songs
Check ur hand
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Every other word Pyrrah Nikos says is SORRY);/
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Wut even?
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This is dumb
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Moron down there thinks Canadians are a race. In reality hes sucking the world's dick to gain attention
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I doubt every Canadian is cool. Especially the latter
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meg.lin10
Weird al ROCKS!!!
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kristafbaker
Canadians are cool, though.
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My friend is a Canadian and this is SOOOO true!!!!!��
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4ocelot
Someday I want to find a Canadian and find out how true this song is.
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steyn6
LETS GO AL YANKOVIC!!
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123loomqueen
������Thank you Weird Al
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duck_digital
Weird Al would never make something racist. He is a class act who always gets permission to poke fun at the songs he parodies. Green Day is cool with it......so why is everyone getting so worked up?
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meworld1922
@BlueTurkey well it cant really be racist, because Canadian isn't a race, it's a nationality. Besides pretty much everything in the song is true anyway, having been verified by a Canadian.
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>.> if you don't like a song thumbs down it and get on with life. He didn't really go out of his way to offend anyone. Just made a fun song to laugh at. its no different than his other songs.
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i don't find it funny... i like green day... I'm sorry but it's my opinion. you can't change that. Every one has their opinions. you can't Curse at somebody for expressing their opinion and then turn around and do exactly what the person you cursed at did.
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rkr6717
Haha, I'm part Canadian and this is the best. I lvoe this song, top favourite after Nickleback and Canadian Please.
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yes it is the same song
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Anybody else think of the Johnny Test theme song when you hear this song? Or am I going crazy? (I wouldn't be surprised if I was going crazy...)
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My boyfriend is Canadian and I found this true and hilarious ����
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Omf XD
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It's sad when you realize this song's racist.
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sbergen3
Lol
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Never learned my alphabet from A to Zed BURN!
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Don't wanna be a beer swollen hockey nut! XD
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Look I commented.
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Lol
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musiclover.h a m i l t o n
Lol xD
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XD
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bertramsyndi
Ha ha American Idiot is now Canadian Idiot!
LOL
^~^ ^~^ ^~^
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Coo
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They can't say anything about this song! They think curling us a real sport...
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Cool
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Well dont come to mn then if u think THIS is bad lol
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All true about the trust and gun stuff. But whens the last time u heard aboot (lol) a terrorist attack in Canada?
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Ha
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Also in Alabama and Tennessee. Basically the whole south US.
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A lot of people bring guns to the mall in Georgia.
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Monopoly money
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I'm laughing so hard
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mollymwinter s
This is not racist. It's true! And funny! Don't be offended! Love the Monopoly money! And their accent really is cute ;3
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I love the song that this is a parody of but this is even better :D
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nagaja2
THIS SONG IS RACIST!!!! I have a FRIEND who is CANADIAN and I don't think of him this way. That's why I THINK this song is seriously MESSED UP!!!!
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This song is not racist. It is a satire of how Americans think of Canidians.
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Canadian Idiot
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This is funny but I feel bad for saying it cuz I'm a green day fan but it is funny .
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