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Craig Shoemaker

Comedian Craig Shoemaker has been active in the entertainment business since the '80s, earning his greatest success in the area of standup comedy, where he was named America's Male Stand-Up Comic of the Year at the 1997 American Comedy Awards. Shoemaker grew up near the Philadelphia area and got his start in television on a local program called Saturday Night Dead; he eventually relocated to Los Angeles in 1987, and soon found himself on cable comedy showcases like An Evening at the Improv and Comic Strip Live. He became a writer for the Growing Pains spinoff Just the Ten of Us, and in 1990 made his network TV acting debut with a guest role on Matlock; his big-screen debut followed in 1993 with a small part in Acting on Impulse. Meanwhile, Shoemaker's standup career was building steadily, thanks in part to his alter ego the Lovemaster; his first performance recording, titled Craig Shoemaker Meets...The Lovemaster, was released in 1994. Higher-profile gigs and positive publicity gradually followed over the next few years, culminating in Shoemaker's 1997 Male Stand-Up of the Year award. The same year, he appeared with Neve Campbell in Scream 2 and wrote and directed his own independent film, The Lovemaster, which blended footage of his standup routines with a story arc about his fictionalized life; it won top honors at the Los Angeles Independent Film Festival. Shoemaker subsequently released his second standup album, Son of Lovemaster, and hosted the VH1 show My Generation. He began making frequent appearances on Whoopi Goldberg's revival of Hollywood Squares, and also wrote and produced a one-man show called Who's Your Daddy?, which ran at West Hollywood's Coronet Theatre. ~ Steve Huey
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Selected Discography

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Track List: The Lovemaster...Unzipped (Explicit)

1. Agoura, Crime Capital USA

2. The Philly Way

3. Star Wars Bar Scene

4. Cracker Can't Say S**t

5. Hey Nineteen

7. Raising Bubble Boys

8. Free Samples

9. I Like Percy

10. Estrogen House

11. Whistling "S"

12. Mini Van Guy

13. Gay From The Eyebrows Up

15. "Not Funny"

16. Funny Hurts

17. Oprah's Rules

18. Rules Of "Engagement"

20. Over The Counter

21. Fantasies

22. Machine Guns

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Track List: Craig Shoemaker Meets... The Lovemaster

1. Introduction

2. Woo People

3. Flying

4. Traffic Jam

5. Talking Computers

6. Driving In A Smelly Area

7. Men & Women Can't Be "Friends"

8. The Lovemaster Channels

9. My Mother Is A Belly Dancer

10. Single Mom

11. Man Of The House Barney Fife

12. Penny Candy & Sugar Highs

13. Pavarotti

14. Weird Family Origins

15. Momisms

16. Grown Up Kid

17. Game Shows

18. Amusement Rides

19. Guy Secrets-Vagina Man

20. Accents

21. Nude Beach

22. Bedroom Barney

23. Women Communicate Differently

24. Wedding Gifts

25. Stepdogs

26. Living In Hollywood

27. Hollywood National Anthem

28. Lovemaster Theme: "Walk Nasty For The Lovemaster"

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Track List: Daditude

1. Growing Up With Girls

2. Cheap Dad

3. Inventing Candy

4. On The Road

5. Political Correctness

6. Always About The Women

7. Giving Birth

8. Old Technology

9. Video Games

10. Helicopter Mothers

11. The Short Bus

12. Baby Equipment

13. Side Effects

14. Cougars

15. The Lovemaster Returns

16. The Lovemaster Online

17. Rollerblading

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Track List: Lovemaster's Greatest Bits Live! Volume 1

1. Life's A Gamble

2. We Need A Laugh

3. Wienermobile

4. Hell Mall

5. The Step Dog

6. The "F" Word

7. It's A Woman's World

8. Craig And His Married Men

9. Oops, It's UPS

10. Dr. Epidural

11. Women Want A Lovemaster

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Track List: Lovemaster's Greatest Bits Live! Volume 2

1. Estrogen House

2. Nana's "Glaucoma"

3. Playing Army

4. Information Super Cul-De-Sac

5. What You Have Now - Daddy Had Then

6. Sugar High

7. Laughterheals.Com

8. Wet Laundry On Spin

9. Leaving OZ - Pass The Seating Chart

10. Hollywood Anthem

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Track List: Son Of Lovemaster

1. Traveling

2. Sports

3. The Oscars

4. Machine Guns

5. The Lovemaster Cometh

6. Growing Up - Mayberry

7. Sugar Buzz

8. Granny On Weed

9. High School Mischief

10. Working Out

11. Divorce & Marriage

12. Son Of Lovemaster

13. Immaturity

14. Bonus Track 1

15. Bonus Track 2

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Track List: The Last Stand (Up)

1. Laughlin Gamble

2. Fetus Among Us

3. Philly's Phinest Phans

4. Where's My Daddy?

5. Fantasy Father

6. Out Of The Closet

7. Kostly Kids

8. Air Rules

9. TSA Stanley

10. Racist Room-Check

11. Unholy Matrimony

12. Ex Lacks

13. Mangina

14. HERstory

15. Kiddie Pool Birth

16. It's A Sign

17. Daddy's Little Girl

18. The Bough Is Broken

19. Lincoln Log

20. Zero Dark Mommy

21. Hide And Go Tweet

22. Loser Cruiser

23. That's My Percy

24. Cougartown

25. The Lovemaster Returns

26. Can't Take A Joke

27. Boner Pills

28. Old School Call Of Duty

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Sam O is so right on! But keep in mind it is hard to come out with that much sperm in ones stomach. Medically it would be hard to even stand.
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Shut the f**k up a**hole!
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@ luckygab711
Usually the first one mentioning gay is the one who is chugging c**k so deep in a closet he is opening up Christmas gifts. It's alright to come out who are we to judge
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allenfawcett 1 2 3
This S**t will f**k you up
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So liking girls is gay? Hah wow!!! That's new to me
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He's GAY
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bjflink
This guy kills all the time. Saw the showtime special. He was excellent.
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He's gay
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Funny dude! "A button on a fur coat!"

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