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Don't Mess With Texas

Features of This Track

hostile comedy
a sarcastic delivery
jokes about transportation
jokes about personal relationships
jokes about growing up
character parodies
satirical observations
2000s era comedy
many other comedic similarities

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Pasty and Bob you can't make that s**t up. We had my dads arm sayin "hold on"! If dirt doesnt give ya boner don't go. Don't mess with Texas. .. pow pow pow dinga ding da ding da da. Youre gonna burn your nose mr rabbit - shut the f**k up!!!
We're gonna beat your a** Vermont style. Put on these khakis and this sweater vest. Youre going to get a thrashing. Its time for fist a cuffs. OMG! !
Dont mess with Texas! POW POW POW dingadingdin g d i n g
Dogs will blow up from time to time lol
It was funny and I'm from texas, but like 90% of that wasn't true, lol.
Nothing but steers and queers in Texas
lepard90
I live in odessa and he's absolutely right!!
The state motto of Texas is actually, Friendship. Don't Mess With Texas is an anti-litteri n g ad campaign. But...this was really funny.
THIS GUY WAS ON WORLD'S DUMBEST! :D
Well,... there you go
HAHAHA
Lol I'm from Texas and it's still funny and some of what he said is true

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