I grew up in the small town of East Yorkshire Pudding. My parents decided to send me to a unicycle factory at the age of two because I was a bit of a nuisance to them. At the unicycle factory I met a 25 year old pear. He introduced me to music such as Reggea, Ska, Jazz, Flominco and Indie. I took a Liking to this music so I dicided to eat and egg sandwich after I had finished the sandwich I got music lessons from a guy that went by the name of Charlie Jazzyflutesaxclarie he taught me how to play the obo. I began to like music even more so I started up a band called The Blue Armpits at the age of 11. The drummer, whose name was Garry Alfington left the band after a few years so I dicided to get a job as a lamp post. And I'm still happily imployed there today.
P.s if you don't know what a Neapolitan giraffe is it's a strawberry/vanilla/chocolate flavoured giraffe.
P.p.s shouting out to my mate @mollerfestival give him a follow and do life good