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Hooker With A Penis

by Tool
on Aenima

Lyrics

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT,
full lyrics

Features of This Track

hard rock roots
mild rhythmic syncopation
varying tempo and time signatures
minor key tonality
a vocal-centric aesthetic
dirty electric guitar riffs
an emotional male lead vocal performance
a gravelly male vocalist
offensive lyrics
intricate arranging

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Yessss <3
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Hooker with a dick ( >.< ) \m/ Hooker with a pins hooker with a ballsack they all can be expectiful
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Daniels favorite kind; )
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Wait, so, who's the man again?
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<3
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gigiwiggins
My favorite I don't care jam
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Point that f**king finger up your a**!
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\m/(>.<)\m/
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F**king know it all hipsters!
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I'm not your buddy, guy. I'm not your guy, friend. I'm not your friend, buddy!
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Sit on that finger an spin
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Dan's dream girl or guy, whatever
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Love it
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*Behind DC, danny
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They opened with this song in Boston in 2012. One of the best shows... Maynard behind the D C ..all blacked out, just silhouetted. . Everyone else spot lighted. Best song on Aenima
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cpotter110
I am the man
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YOUR favorite kind boys
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Ummm...pando r a
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I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip s**t,
And you bought one.

FUUUUUCK YOU BUDDY
FUUUUUCK YOU BUDDY
FUUUUUCK YOU BUDDY
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Anyone who hates Tool can put their f**king finger up their a**.....
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I never really looked into the lyrics to this one... I'm even more impressed now!!!
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I would love to sit and talk with him all day :F
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...*slow claps*
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Every band has one song that is different
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Wtf????
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\m/ (-_-) \m/
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That is what I like about tool. They are one of the few bands that aren't sellouts.
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Maynard's the man ! Saw them play this album live at Lollapalooza in the 90s
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my favorite song by them (^.^)
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Hilarious!
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The led zeppelin of our generation.
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Favorite album is 10000 days gives me a hard-on evertime I listen but I only know 2 people who like tool.
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@pheonix, sorry not every tool song can pander to your short attention span and lack of patience
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Phoenix, this song is about you in some backasswards bizarro way you DB
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F**kin love Tool
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iphoenix77
WOW, for once I actually LIKE a f**king song by Tool. For once I hear something from them that isn't too long & too f**king slow. I knew there had to be a side of Tool that isn't all art s**t, and is just straight up fast & heavy at 4 min. a song. For the 1st time when it came to Tool, I'm impressed. If there's more of this Tool, keep 'em coming Pandora. Keep 'em coming.
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LoL
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Dips**t an then you bought oonne!!!!!!!
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I can never hear the term Dumb Fu©k enough..Its greatly underused
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Where would I be without music.
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Oh baby I will buy em ALL over and over again----imm a slayve and eye LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
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This. Is why I f**king love tool (:
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So good.
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F**king genius. xD
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Tool is our creator !
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Seen them in concert back in 05 it f**king rock
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I could only imagine that guy's face when Maynard just gave him a life lesson like that.
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ireneiswicke d
MJK IS GOD!! ��
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Genius!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Amazing
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