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Jerk-Off (Live)

by Tool

Lyrics

Someone told me once
That there's a right and wrong,
And that punishment
Would come to those
full lyrics

Features of This Track

grunge recording qualities
demanding instrumental part writing
minor key tonality
dirty electric guitar riffs
a gravelly male vocalist
an aggressive male vocalist
prominent drums
offensive lyrics

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Maynard is incredible best lyrics ever puscifer
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cailynsuncle i s
First TOOL song I heard. I remember where I was, when I heard it and who played it for me. After it was over I stood motionless, but deeply moved and highly affected by the intensity. I knew my life had just changed FOREVER!! 21and a half years later every song still moves me. BESTBANDEVER
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Used to be a bunch of a**holes that lived in this part of the building here... But we systematical l y removed them like you would any kind of termite or roach.
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yamaharider8 2 0
Favorite band and song for sure f**king great
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Daaamn, Maynard really had a killer scream back then! Tasty.
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Jh blond ... If proper grammar dictated my course of action, I would shoot you myself!
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If consiquses dictate our course of action I should play god an shoot you myself! ¡!! Tired of waitingggggg
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Maynard keenan is about the last person in the world I would call righteous. Lol
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Great song. Hear the words and taste the pain of a righteous person in an inverted world. In the end, we win. The ? remains when and how.
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Bad day and another one tomorrow---s o o o o needed this!!!!
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*Looks in the mirror
I SHOULD PLAY AND SHOOT YOU MYSELF SHOOT YOU IN YOUR F**KING HEAD
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Its obvious Keenan does not like jerk offs!!!
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Im tired of waiting!!!
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This is live?! Damn....bada s s .
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Lol rayhugg love some airsupply
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chrsroc
He wants the audience to recognize the band more so than him, i believe.. could be wrong.
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One of the best percussive drummers around. I took my 14 yr old daughter the their show a few years ago. She's now also a huge "Perfect Circle". ??? How long has Maynard had stage fright???
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Wow...no one even leaves comments anymore.
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Best rockband of last 25 years. Before them, Air Supply.
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sb_batra
DIIIIEEEEEEE E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
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chrsroc
SHOOT YOU IN YOUR FUKCIN HEAD
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chrsroc
..I should play God and just SHOOT YOU MYSELFFF
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MAYBE ITS JUST BS!!!!!
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TOOL AT THEIR BEST.
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F**kin' heavy.
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GOD DAMN I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!DIII I I I I I I I E E E E E E E ! ! ! NOWW!!!
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graham.dumas
He didn't go to West Point; he went to West Point Prep, but declined the invitation to go to the full-blown Academy. (At least according to Wikipedia.)
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It continues to be hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that Maynard went to West Point. Trippin ballz
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second or third favorite song by tool. aggressivene s s ! tired of waiting...
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shoot u n ur f**king head
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smithers1080
i should play God and shoot you my self. Yes i love it. if i had a time machine i would go back to be in this crowd. be the craziest motherfuker in the room
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ejs018
In response to all...1)I see tool as a modern-day cross between Floyd and Sabbath 2)No, our generation has spellcheck (which burns is missing) 3)nothing tool or it's members have done is bad (see also APC, Puscifer, Peach, Volto, PLC, etc, and all guest appearances) 4)I agree with all others, pure aggressive awesomeness. But what do I know....
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Wow, pretty incredible to be off of their DEMO EP. I would love to have been there for the recording }8^)
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THIS IS F**CKN TOOL THEY ARE GODS........ .
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AAAAHHHHH my favorite Tool song! Crank it in your car, scream with Maynard (if you can), and tell me your throat doesn't hurt after this!
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"but we systematical l y remove them lik u wud any termit or roch" lol
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Art Rock.......y o u no like, they no care.......y o u no like, you nobody I want to talk to........yo u no like, you need grow up........yo u no like, go see them live and feel less than.
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intense as usual
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one of the baddest a** songs ever. i luv the yell at the end, DIIIIIIIIEEE E E E !
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one of THE best live songs from TOOL... and it was on their first damn album.... T.T
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jus725
Has Tool ever made a bad song?
This one's 'bout being a vigilante I suppose.
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Do they teach spelling in your generation?
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igbeal2
Pink Floyd Jerk-off.
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I dont care what anyone says tool is one of the best band of my generation, its almost like there a new aged pink floid and pink floid is the s**t to.

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